I drew this one today in philosophy. I was inspired by the fact that it was freezing outside today, so obviously the most natural thing for me to do after lunch was to buy a neapolitan ice cream sandwich and eat it as I walked to class. People kept giving me these crazy-eyed, "IS HE OUTSIDE HIS MIND?!?!" looks all the way from the cafeteria to the science building. I don't know what the big deal is. Just because I have something cold in my mouth doesn't make the rest of my body any colder. And an ice cream sandwich in my stomach is not going to be a big enough deal to lower my core body temperature by any significant amount. If anything, ice cream is best when it's cold outside because it doesn't melt.
Come on, people.