Monday, October 19, 2009

I saw a guy today on the bus on my way back from class who had possibly the tackiest watch I've ever seen. It was fairly large, first of all, but under the domed glass (strike one), there were the following ornamented on the face: a rhinestone-encrusted lucky horseshoe (strike two), a hand of cards containing only four aces (strike three), and a pair of glimmering dice (strike four). Also, the watch was loose around his wrist and kept sliding around like a livestrong bracelet (strike five).

It was just terrible.


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